Make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are in their full upright and locked position for these shocking, bizarre, hilarious, and outrageous stories of airplane travel.

You’re belted into a middle seat with burly businessmen on either side. It’s ninety-two degrees in the cabin and someone forgot to use deodorant. A baby screams. A kid kicks the back of your seat. After two hours you haven’t even left the taxiway. Welcome to modern airline travel! In Plane Insanity, Elliott Hester delivers stories that could only come from someone who “rides tin” for a living---a flight attendant.

You’ll hear about:
* the passenger from hell
* a smuggled python
* prostitutes working the lavatories
* a riot in coachclass
* a $500,000 heist
* the anatomy of a carry-on bag
* a malodorous couple
* the Mile-High Club
* and much more!

Fasten your seatbelts. After Plane Insanity, you’ll never think of air travel the same way again.

请确保你的座椅靠背和托盘桌处于完全直立和锁定的位置，以了解这些令人震惊的、离奇的、热闹的和令人愤慨的飞机旅行故事。

你被绑在中间的座位上，两边是粗壮的商人。机舱内温度为92度，有人忘记使用除臭剂。一个婴儿尖叫着。一个孩子踢着你的座位后面。两个小时后，你甚至还没有离开滑行道。欢迎来到现代航空旅行! 在《疯狂的飞机》中，埃利奥特-海斯特讲述了只有以 "坐飞机 "为生的人--空姐才能讲出的故事。

你会听到这样的故事。

* 来自地狱的乘客

* 一条走私的蟒蛇

* 在盥洗室工作的妓女

* 教练舱内的骚乱

*一次50万美元的抢劫

*一个手提包的解剖图

* 一对恶臭的夫妇

* 一英里高的俱乐部

*还有更多!

系好你的安全带。在《疯狂的飞机》之后，你将永远不会再以同样的方式来看待航空旅行。